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It seems that every phenomena comes with a syndrome as a consequence, and milf’s are a phenomenon unto themselves

Well MILFVixen.com has realized that the abundance of milfs combined with nursery rhymes read to us when young about naughty lads has led to what I call the Jack Horner pie syndrome.

One of the strangest elections in America’s history looms ever closer and the priorities have never been clearer yet more of a mixed bag…same as the priorities of most milfs…they want their sexual liberties and their right-wing husband’s to rake in the dough for their toys.

MILFVixen.com salutes Patrick Jake O’Rourke (PJ) he’s an American political satirist, journalist, and writer who while also a gonzo right/left wing kinda guy also understands what a milf wants as illustrated by his famous quote “There are a number of mechanical devices that increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief amongst these is the Mercedes-Benz 380L convertible.”

In a couple weeks it will be the birthday of one of the hottest milfs to ever grace this planet and gave men a new appreciation for tight sweaters before most of us were born.  The Irreplaceable Mae West…

Milfvixen.com reminds us of her most popular quote for any milf to live by which is as true today as it was 60 years ago…”"When I’m good I’m very, very good but when I’m bad I’m better.”

Exclusive women’s exercise clubs that attract 30-something sluts like the ones at MILFVixen.com have been gaining popularity over the last few years.

For the truly slutty milf’s who go to these places, they need to add a well-hung guy like this one, so the milfs can do those squat-thrusts with extra incentive.

Now personally I’m just as picky about my cars, guns and cigarettes but would not be choosy about my martini if it came with a MILFVixen.com super-slut like this.

Money for nothing and chicks for free indeed…ok…Im down at the beach and notice these dudes cruising around with signs and small doctor type bags…turns out they are applying sun-screen to the ladies on the beach for 25 bucks a pop.  I watch for a few and see that these 30/40 year old women are keeping them busy (to the tune of about a hundred bucks an hour I’m guessing)

Now of course all these ladies aren’t the hot MILFVixen.com types…some look more like turkeys being basted but at $100 an hour as well as whatever personal business they drum up for later on, it’s a damn good example of smart and savvy entrepreneurship.

I can’t think of any guy who wouldn’t totally dig being picked up in the adult video store by some hot milf who can point out all the movies she’s been in that are on the shelves…

This dude has totally lucked out cos Vicky Vette, MILFVixen.com mama is taking his number and gonna give him the ride of his life.. cos from the look on her face, you can tell she’s hungry for some fresh meat.

Usually milfs like the ones at MILFVixen.com seem mythlike…as though these are sluts who we will likely never get to meet and to know that we have some active slut milf as a neighbor would come as a surprise.

As of last night I say that from experience. I get off the elevator and head down the hall to my place and there is a Marios Pizza delivery guy with this totally hot milf four doors down from my place explaining to him that she can’t find her debit card and would he like to come in for a few minutes while she sees if she can’t figure a way to make it up to him….stereotypical milf porn plot in my own hallway unfolding in front of me…you just never know who your neighbors are.

Next time you’re with your girlfriend on a boring day’s shopping trip, open your eyes and look around you while you’re in whatever Target store you happen to end up in…

I guarantee you more milf population per square inch than any other store, cos all milfs have that nail it in the bullseye attitude and it draws them to Target, just like this hot targeted milf at MILFVixen.com

Maybe your mother or one of your friend’s mothers did that whole “Open the tunnel, the train is coming through” with a spoon and food to get you, or your young friend to eat the stuff that was good for you…

The hot mothers at MILFVixen.com have modernized past the steam age and trains to the space age of rocket shapes, but their desire to use these tools to give the younger generation the protein their body needs is as strong as ever.